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When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no one would know I swore.
Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches [500 x 793]
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD.
antidotes to a bad day/when you don’t feel loved
- clean your room. i mean really clean it. wash your sheets, vacuum, change the curtains, break out the oxyclean and get the stains out.
- call an anonymous number that’s set up for secrets and stories. tell the number everything or…
|Officer:||C'mon people, clear the scene--|
|Me:||this ain't a scene it's a|
|Officer:||dont u dare|
Buffy characters ranked by how little they fuck things up:
2. That’s it everyone else fails
|Me:||I have anxiety|
|What most people think I have:||I'm shy and can't talk to people. I'm awwwwkwaaaard.|
|What I actually mean:||I have full blown panic attacks which include heart palpitations, breathing problems, shaking, sweating and constant fear that I'm going to die when faced with situations I find uncomfortable.|
seriously you guys Hannibal Lecter is so gross
NO BUT GUYS
WHAT IF WILL HAS A PRION DISEASE FROM ALL THE PEOPLE HANNIBAL HAS FED HIM?! I LOOKED IT UP AND WIKIPEDIA SAID “Neurodegenerative symptoms can include convulsions, dementia, ataxia (balance and coordination dysfunction), and behavioural or personality changes.”
NOT ONLY IS HANNIBAL THE CAUSE OF WILL’S IMPRISONMENT, BUT HIS INSANITY AS WELL